awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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