I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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