i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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