are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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