PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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