their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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