Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Randomize