we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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