If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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