god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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