I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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