ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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