i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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