it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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