She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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