I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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