And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i came on her dog
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
