either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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