you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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