The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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