he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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