Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
