I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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