She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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