I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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