Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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