Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
