You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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