fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
At least make sure they are 18
Why
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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