Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Still dying that you shit outside
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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