No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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