he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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