I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I think my moral compass just broke
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
