He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
porn star boner night. come get it.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He did a backflip because drugs
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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