i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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