It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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