I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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