remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
