weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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