i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
