I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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