Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
