All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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