I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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