We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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