theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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