Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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