I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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