You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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