So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
That's how pantless uber rides happen
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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