Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
if only i could text you this smell
Do vagina's smell?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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