Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
i need to put some appletini on your dick
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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