She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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