is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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