I have demons in me.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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