So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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