pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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