is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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