were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
