She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
she told me i tasted like america
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
