The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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