We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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