Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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