Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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